N.A.P. 

Negro Anal Penetration. And number 9 on the Doikstra Scale.

I think he wants a little N.A.P.

N.A.P. by Doikstra December 21, 2007

N.A.P 

Stands for Non-Aggression-Policy. It means that if you don't interfere with another's rights and personal property they will not interfere with yours.

Steps on neighbors lawn - YOU VIOLATED THE N.A.P. I WILL NOW KILL YOU. PRAISE ANKAPISTAN.

N.A.P by Science-Why November 9, 2016

N.A.P 

One of the most esteemed and ancient organizations in the modern world. The N.A.P (Notorious Ass Pirates) have but one primary function; the finding of female ass. The internet, the mall, nowhere is safe from the harsh eyes of the N.A.P. The N.A.P's scale leaves no female ass out, and tells no little white lie. The N.A.P's grading scale is as follows:

1- Flat
2- Barely Noticable
3- Average
4- Round
5- Tear-inducing

(Only the purest and most immaculate asses ever in existance bless'd by Heaven's mighty angels have ever recieved the 5 rating. Unfortunately, though 3 is average, most girls fall to a 2.)

The Notorious Ass Pirates, although appreciative of the female ass, still view females mostly as mere sex objects. Though no female is left out of the grading scale, the members of the N.A.P swear an oath to never have any contact with an ass below a 3.

N.A.P rates you 1, ugly.
N.A.P rates you 5, now suck my dick.

N.A.P by N.A.P July 12, 2006

N.A.P.W.I.S.S 

Nitpicks

Are

Problems

When

I

Say

So

A term coined by a Youtuber named Bricky, formed in reference to the ludonarrative and disheveled parts of the Uncharted game series and its story. It is an acronym used to refer to nonsensical moments of a form of media that an audience knowingly and willfully ignores, perhaps out of enjoyment of the media, or simply not giving a shit.

See also: suspension of disbelief

Oh wtf?! That makes no sense!

Oh well. N.A.P.W.I.S.S.

N.A.P.W.I.S.S by nobody-773 June 23, 2022

N.A.P.A

Means “NlGGER, asshole, penis, asshole”
Which is commonly used by the gang “1k” to insult each other for no god dam reason.

What’s up you fucking N.A.P.A *

N.A.P.A by Sup dawg we bang June 14, 2020

S.N.A.P. 

Acronym, meaning: Social Network Avatar Phonies

1. People (and their groupies/followers) who write comments on social networking sites that they will never say in non-virtual reality; People on social networking sites that hide behind a computer monitor and their virtual browbeating facades; People on social networking sites that have courage from spatial and corporeal distances.
2. People (and their groupies/followers) who act tough and say comments on social networking sites to incite confrontation that they have no intentions of backing up.

FACEBOOK STATUS:
Person 1: I would totally hit Person 2 'cause he said something that does not agree with my sensibilities.

Person 2: When it comes to taboo subjects such as sex, war, drugs, religion, violence, and/or politics, you act like such a S.N.A.P. So if you're feelin' froggy, then leap!
(Person 1 scatters whenever they see Person 2)

TWITTER:
Je$u$ Freak: I'm glad that my church preaches abstinence @ abortion clinics. I'm pro-life gosh darnit! I'm a mercenary, in the Lord's Army.

(An arbitrary amount of time later)

Je$u$ Freak: God damn it! Why don't I have that many subscribers?
Beelzebubblicious: Because you're actin' like such a S.N.A.P.!

S.N.A.P. by Dr. Miles Bennell December 2, 2010

S.N.A.P. 

SENSITIVE NEW-AGED PRICK. Dudes who are all emo about shit but are pricks anyway and just use being emo to cover it up.

"Dude was such a S.N.A.P. he like was all sensitive that I got upset about something and was a dick but pretended he was being nice and sweet."

S.N.A.P. by ZennerThanUR December 27, 2014