One of the most esteemed and ancient organizations in the modern world. The N.A.P (Notorious Ass Pirates) have but one primary function; the finding of
female ass. The internet, the mall, nowhere is
safe from the harsh eyes of the N.A.P. The N.A.P's scale leaves no
female ass out, and tells no little white lie. The N.A.P's grading scale is as follows:
1-
Flat
2- Barely Noticable
3- Average
4- Round
5- Tear-inducing
(Only the purest and most immaculate asses ever in existance bless'd by Heaven's mighty angels have ever recieved the 5 rating. Unfortunately, though 3 is average, most girls fall to a 2.)
The Notorious Ass Pirates, although appreciative of the
female ass, still view females mostly as mere sex objects. Though no
female is left out of the grading scale, the members of the N.A.P swear an oath to never have any contact with an ass below a 3.