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NAACP is an acronym for “Nigger Association for the Advancement of Coon Primates
Jim: The job of the NAACP is to make stupid criminal nigger monkeys look like people

Bob: lol, but niggers suck
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To the NAACP, it is ok if there is a black history month as well as "african american clubs" in school, but watch what happens when someone tries to set up a "European-American Club" in a school.......the NAACP will say "No, you can't have that!".....it actually happened in Northern California a few years ago.

To the liberals who I know will recommend this for deletion, hey it's the truth!!!
by Piranha February 09, 2005
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National Association for the Advancement of Colored People

Note that by "colored" they don't include Mexicans, Asians, etc, etc, only blacks.

Blatant racists in their own right, they'd prefer to believe it's the 1800s, and the white devils are constantly out to lynch them instead of realize that black people kill more white people nowadays than the other way around.

In their mind, Don Imus should be put to death for mildly racist comments, but Michael Vick should be free to brutally murder animals all he wants. If you need an example of these people, look no further than Al Sharpton, who jumps at any opportunity to turn any possible racism into a blown-out-of-proportion media circus where he can assert his position as King Nigger and make white people suck him off before they can be free of getting called a racist.
"Don Imus and Michael Richards are the scum of the Earth for possibly being racist.

OJ and Michael Vick are cool though."

- NAACP
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National Association Against Caucasian People
Social engineering organization best known for their development and advancement of the theory of "reverse-racism" (commonly known as regular old racism).

The organization was originally known as the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (colored meaning only of African descent - black) but due to internal strife and mismanagement in the late '60's through the present time, the organization has become an front for blackmail and extortion.
That coon called me a honky and now I'm being sued by the NAACP because I called him a coon.
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National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. They're the ones who banned "Song of the South" and the Little Black Sambo books. Which is a shame, because "Song of the South" portrays Uncle Remus as the lovable hero, and the Little Black Sambo books are based on old African folk tales. Ahh well.
Maybe the title "Tiny Melanin-Endowed Sambo" would have flown better with the NAACP.
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Hypocritical organization always seeking compensation and reparations for the dumbest shit. They think they're the only race out there suffering from racism and other problems. Large groups of moronic asshole who all need to die slowly in a fire. The NAACP needs to get a fucking life. They are the most persistent motherfuckers out there who refuse to let things go. NAACP stanads for Niggers Always Asking for Compensation Payments.

Black people (especially the NAACP) ask for compensation for slavery when other people had it worse off than them. what's even worse...most are too stupid and ignorant to realize that black people enslaved other black people...for liquor and guns and many other material things. don't believe it? stop being lazy and read a history book...that's if you can read. Most of them asking for compensation nowadays aren't even related to slaves from back then.
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For most niggers (and there is a difference in black people and niggers, to me), racism only goes one way. You see the hard working black families that have established a name for themselves and can spell and speak proper English, not ebonics, that deserve every good thing they have. Then you have the niggers that would rather steal then work and say that racism only goes one way, but when they do it to a white person, it is black supremacy. Whatever. When you get a job and can pronounce biRTHday, not burfday, come talk to me!!!
Me and my niggers is going to rob that guy at the gas station because we are too lazy to get a job!!!
by Cooter April 22, 2005
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