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N M E is the evil company witch sends dedede his monsters to and i quote "clobber that there kirby"
dedede: I NEED A MONSTER TO CLOBBER DAT DERE KIRBY. nightmare: thats what we do best at N M E.
escargoon: you better get it with your money back garrentee!
(epic solo plays)
N M E by aaaaaaa ur gay May 23, 2020
Words you can keep
Stands for "no more excuses"
It's also a set it off song
Used as a way of stopping excuse
Cody: you should have stayed, skipped town, no more excuses, your better on your own - N.M.E
N.M.E by TheGayMochi_13 October 22, 2019
N.M.E. (sounds like enemy)
Natural Male Enhancement
Sue is my N.M.E.
N.M.E. by Hauling Handyman December 9, 2008

N.M.E. The Illest 

Natural Mic Excellence Hails from Jewett City, CT. Known as “The hardest working Emcee in Connecticut”. He’s the guy doing shows, you must be the “other” guy. Straightedge. Positive. It’s cool to be nice.
Have you seen N.M.E. The Illest on tour with the Demigodz? His performance and merch is no joke!!
N.M.E. The Illest by Globalhiphopinfo November 23, 2021

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

N E M E S I S

Guy 1: I have to commit suicide, I'm sorry Mom.
Mom 1: Honey why?!
Guy 1: I got kicked out of N E M E S I S...
Mom 1: OMFG!! You suck!! GTFO!!
N E M E S I S by Jadler September 14, 2007

C O N S U M E

A funny and/or sophisticated way to say eat. mostly used by the meme man and memers as well as intellectual people and British people when used in a intellectual way it normally isn't spaced out and in full caps.
Memer: Father I must C O N S U M E something for I am starvation

Smart Dad: Son I know we do not have any consumables to consume at the current time period.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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