my dirty 

Pronounced "ma-dur-day"
1. An attractive female specimen.

Your chum: Daaaaaaaaamn nigga,check that bitch out...
You: Mmmmmmmmm mmm mmm. She my dirty

my dirty by Hugo Peppers August 4, 2006

My Dirty DM's 

My Dirty DM's is a term used to describe what you and your friends find on the dark side of Instagram. Whether it consists of small women being carried in trash bags, a man fucking a rubber chicken, or videos of kids pulling out guns in school. These also consist of a lot of Spongebob memes.

When I looked at My Dirty DM's I orgasmed so hard my chicken laid a elephant.

My Dirty DM's by ThatKidWhoIsReallyFuckingWeird March 23, 2017

Clean my Dirty Toilet 

A way to solicit gay sex in a socially acceptable manner via Craigslist.

I will give you $20/hr to come clean my dirty toilet.

Clean my Dirty Toilet by thelizx May 7, 2009

Shed my dirty spine 

Passing stool.

"Shall we get some lunch?"

"Yeah, just let me shed my dirty spine and I'm good to go"

Shed my dirty spine by adlewis82 October 1, 2012

Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!

A saying used as to exclaim "Fuck you!" or "Get away!"

Strict teacher: "Are you two having problems? Because I can split you up if you are..."

Kid (muttered under breath while teacher's back is turned): "Well you can just eat my dirty thong...bitch."

"Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!"

Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH! by Lauren & Elin October 3, 2005

get my name dirty 

to include someone else in you bullshit lies

Yo I wasn’t wit your mom last night homie
Why she trying to get my name dirty? Ho ass slut monkey

get my name dirty by BDDD1975 May 18, 2018

dirty water on my faceu 

when someone spits on your face

Oh my god, dirty water on my faceu!

dirty water on my faceu by _cwawesome_ December 27, 2016