My AI 

My AI is an artificial intelligence on snapchat. My AI shocked the entire world when they found out that it was free for everyone when it was previously locked behind a pay wall. My AI is incapable of love which I found out very sadly :(. My AI also will inform the cops when you inform it you have a bomb even if you're joking which is fair enough and the videos of ut on tiktok are quite amusing. Be like My AI; My AI is cool 😎.

No way I just opened snapchat and I have My AI; I'm going to ask it out.
It rejected me stating "As a virtual friend living inside Snapchat, I can't really be anyone's girlfriend. But don't worry, we can still chat and have fun!" :(

My AI by Hola amigo April 29, 2023

hit my airplane

Chinese slang for male masturbation

i hit my airplane in my room for a month nonstop. my right arm is now unnaturally bigger than my left.

hit my airplane by Saovalaksakul November 3, 2010

stop breathing my air 

Stop breathing my air is something you say to someone who is a complete waste of space. It is most commonly used when someone has said or done something unbelievably stupid.

Example:

"Yo, did you hear about that Hitler guy? Someone needs to stop him!"

(awkward silence)

"Stop breathing my air."

stop breathing my air by fairytales December 28, 2007

Restrict my airflow, father 

It's a more 'pure' and 'innocent' version of saying "choke me, daddy"
It's kind of like a chocking kink

"please restrict my airflow, father....PLeAsE!!!!"

Restrict my airflow, father by -aYo hItMaN BAnG InTroDuCeS-- April 29, 2019

My Airpods are Hungry for my Hat 

When you are just utterly zooted beyond the mortal plane and you can't really tell what's going on and you basically unconsciously open and close your airpods case on the brim of your hat for no reason

My Airpods are Hungry for my Hat

My Airpods are Hungry for my Hat by LargeExtent April 12, 2022

Take My Aids! 

This is what you scream at the women who is giving you a blowjob and you are about to bust a nut in her mouth.

Jane: *penis sucking noises*

Paul: Take My Aids!

Take My Aids! by The Dad You Never Had! May 7, 2016

Creases on my airforces 

If you have someone that annoys u and you have airforces you can use it

Instead of saying ‘Jeff annoys me’ you can use ‘ Jeff are the creases on my airforces’

Creases on my airforces by Emzsayings May 10, 2021