Muta 

Short for Mutalisk, a Zerg air unit in the computer game Starcraft. Versatile and extremely fast. Can be morphed into a more powerful aerial attacker.

omg u n00b u are t3h sux0r my mutas rape your mins gg

Muta by xelius April 4, 2005

muta 

just one of the hundreds of terms for marijuana, pot.

he was getting high on muta all the time.
muta is a term for pot, i'm not making this up.

muta by Lo July 7, 2005

muta 

the first thing you get early in the morning in your eyes!!

hey good morning! you have muta, that's nice!

muta by botoy October 12, 2004

Muta Scale

The scale to judge the quality of a bladejob in a wrestling match. The name comes from a particularly bloody match with The Great Muta and Hiroshi Hase, where Muta gigged himself so hard that he, Hase, the mat, and even the ref were covered in Muta's blood. From then on, it was decided that that that would be the standard that bladejobs would be judged by, that is 1.0 Muta and you adjust up or down depending on the match you're watching. For instance, The Undertaker hit 1.2 Muta in that match where he did a bladejob so ill that he was bleeding in Brock Lesnar's mouth, the famous match between Ric Flair and Lex Luger that was stopped due to blood even though Luger was about to win saw Luger do a pathetic .02 bladejob. Hell, it was such a weak bladejob that the cut had already closed itself by the time the decision was announced.

Tommy Dreamer hit 0.9 on the Muta scale at the first One Night Stand PPV, the part where Tommy hugs Beulah and she comes away with a ton of blood in her hair is pretty gross. Yeah, they're married in real life, but that's still gross.

Muta Scale by A.C. Sativa March 8, 2013

Muta Guta 

A sexual move: To simultaneously put two fingers of one hand in a woman's butt and two fingers of the other hand in her vagina and vigorously move them to stimulate her to a double orgasm.

Man, I had this wild chick at my place last night. She wanted me to muta guta that all night!

Muta Guta by Ftrdrsxmchn September 16, 2010

Double-headed Mutant Eagle 

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.

Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.

Double-headed Mutant Eagle by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023

mutahard 

A phrase said when a YouTuber known as, "SomeOrdinaryGamers," or, "Mutahar," gives a commenter an erection. It is also said when Mutahar creates a high quality video.

Commenter: "Papa Mutah makes me so Mutahard. He is a literal god."
Replied: "I'm sick of the same annoying jokes having nothing to do with the video."

mutahard by Nobody will see the above ^^^. April 25, 2017