Mutard

A cross between a mutant and a retard.

Look at that kid Jordan with his freaky fish lips and his giant shovel hands he's a freekin mutard

by NachoDude316 March 5, 2011

mutard

Someone who is very grotesque in a appearance.

"Check that mutard."

by U.S. Census Board April 20, 2003

Mutard

A person who posseses the defining characteristics of both a mutant and a retard.
A person of little social credibility.

Child - Mum, why is tha man drooling?

Mother - It's rude to stare, he is a mutard, he can't help it.

by Child of the Monkey Basket August 17, 2003

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by Charuzu March 14, 2022

pissing straight mustard

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow

Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard

by potatoman501 November 17, 2019

spoon the mustard

A person who uses the opposite sexes bathroom.

You look like you are the type of guy who likes to spoon the mustard

by The mustard spooner May 19, 2016

Mustard Shot Positive

When someone is so sure of their answer, they are willing to drink a shot glass full of mustard if they are incorrect. Usually used to overrule a friend or teammate's answer to a trivia question.

Roscoe was Mustard Shot Positive that the answer to the trivia question was "November Rain". He ended up drinking 1.5 ounces of dijon.

by MKLynch June 5, 2011