Mustergate 

When a group of people assembles in one place to investigate an occurrence or situation. Usually in the case of an emergency. Often heard over a public address system.

There was a disturbance in GJ's at the shopping mall so an announcement came over the PA broadcast "security mustergate GJ's".

Mustergate by BubbleOBill April 17, 2010

masterhater

Someone that hates people who masterbate or purposely blocks them from doing so by stealing their porn or not allowing them to download, buy, or view any.

Mother: You shouldn't be reading Playboy!!!
Son: You masterhater!!!

masterhater by Neoni November 17, 2006

Masterdate

When you take yourself out on dates; dating yourself. You already know what you're into, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc... Dating yourself also allows you the freedom to have a great time, all the time, and never have to hear "you're not paying attention to me" or other forms of bitching and nagging. You are free to mingle with whom you please and are able to spend time enjoying life and being happy.

Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.

(A)"What are your plans for tomorrow?"

"Oh I'm going to masterdate."

"Huh?"

"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."

(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."

Masterdate by Socks Owlgorithm April 21, 2011

masterbate 

To masturbate like a master

I masterbated really well yesterday.

masterbate by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022

Masterbaterium 

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.

I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.

Masterbaterium by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

musterbate

To sit idly and think.

"That is a lot of money. I will have to musterbate for a while before I make a descision."

musterbate by Shake Zula May 10, 2005

masterbate 

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

masterbate by meh July 1, 2003