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mustachio's special
A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.
mustachio's special by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010
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Mustabhi • Mustachio • mustabshira • mustaching • mustabi • Mustabide • mustabio • Mustabir • mustabshir • Mustachi
Dante Mustachio
After a vigorous round of missionary the man pulls out, reaches down a rips out some of her pubic hair, he then jizzes on the womens upper lip and proceeds slap the curlies on the goo while screaming "Dante Mustachio!!!"
Dante Mustachio by Dante Mustachio October 4, 2010
mustachioed
John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.
mustachioed by Andy MacClintock January 21, 2009
mustachioville
Mustachioville is a place where 3 or more mustaches gather. In mustachioville no one discriminates on the size or shape of other mustaches. This is a upbeat and fun place where mustache lovers gather and prosper...one mostachio at a time.
I was once criticized for having a fu manchu mustache, but now that I found mustachioville everyone there loves me!
mustachioville by JesAndMel November 18, 2009
mustabio
mustabio by MUSTABIOPLAYS May 29, 2018
Mustachious
Mustachious by dunny hal September 12, 2021
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