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mustachio's special 

A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.
Last night i went home.. it was messy. I had mustachio's special
mustachio's special by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010
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Dante Mustachio 

After a vigorous round of missionary the man pulls out, reaches down a rips out some of her pubic hair, he then jizzes on the womens upper lip and proceeds slap the curlies on the goo while screaming "Dante Mustachio!!!"
She never talked to me again after she was Dante Mustachio.

mustachioed 

having a mustache, especially a luxuriant one
John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.
mustachioed by Andy MacClintock January 21, 2009

mustachioville 

Mustachioville is a place where 3 or more mustaches gather. In mustachioville no one discriminates on the size or shape of other mustaches. This is a upbeat and fun place where mustache lovers gather and prosper...one mostachio at a time.
I was once criticized for having a fu manchu mustache, but now that I found mustachioville everyone there loves me!
mustachioville by JesAndMel November 18, 2009

mustabio 

a mental or retarded person who is very strong or powerful
your brain functions like a mustabio
mustabio by MUSTABIOPLAYS May 29, 2018

Mustachious

Is when a man is acting mysteriously and also has a moustache.
Hey see that shady man over there ? What is he up to?? …. What a mustachious..
Mustachious by dunny hal September 12, 2021