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Muslimed 

Taking over a country by force, violence, forcing conversion on pain of death.
Occupying a sovereign state and demanding laws be adapted to suit your religion
North Africa was Muslimed by Arsb invaders

United Kingdom is being Muslimed
Muslimed by Bertha Vanation December 26, 2023

Muslimed 

An explosion after someone or a group of people with large sweaty beard screamed "Allahu Akbar".
The SWAT intercepted just moments before the restuarant got muslimed. I was really dissapointed at myself for believing that getting muslimed is the way I die.
Muslimed by MDRafi December 26, 2023

Muslimmed 

Muslimmed, or Muslimed, is the word describing the state in which non-muslim predominately white North American girls are subjected to insults, restrictions, and controlling behaviour from their devoted/hardcore Muslim boyfriend/husband whom is of middle-eastern descent, over six or more months.

The relationships demeans the girl into a mindless drone, stripped of all personality & desire of expression replaced with only the need to say or do whatever their Muslim boyfriend/husband requires so they will not be mad at her.

Signs usually include:
-Girl breaking off all contact with men (Sometimes including male cousins)
-Girl's wardrobe slowly changes until the entire wardrobe consists of sweaters and non-revealing t-shirts
-Girl usually tries to act like she isn't, but upon further importuning girl is extremely depressed + miserable deep down
-When confronted will usually take side of Muslim b/f; usually follows up with "but I love him"
-Girl appears sometimes obsessed with Arabic related things

Similar to physically abused wives/girlfriends, they have a damaged emotional need that makes them think they need that kind of abuse, which makes them stay.

Muslimmed women deserve little sympathy as they can (of could of) gotten out at any time yet they chose to stay and take the abuse and the emotional trauma. Muslimmed women rarely recover fully from the experience and many go on to lead empty lives.

Nine times out of ten Muslimmed women should be avoided at all costs.
Friend1: So how are you and Luisa?

Friend2: I just wasted four months of my life trying to make her see how the way she's being treated is disrespectful and inhumane, but she still stayed with him over me and used the excuse "I love him", even though I'm a better guy than him and am a better guy for her by a longshot.

Friend1: Damn man, that sucks.

Friend 2: Yeah. She's been Muslimmed.

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*Friend1 looks at a girl walk by with a middle-eastern man holding her hand; notices she's wearing a sweater with sweatpants*

Friend1: Hey check that out
Friend2: Yup, muslimmed.
Muslimmed by Poopy Mgee January 27, 2010

Muslimeen 

A word used to describe muslim terrorists. They are described as always wearing hijabs with only their forehead showing. They target major U.S buildings or planes
Eg1. News reporter: "The Empire State buildings were bombed by muslimeen terrorists.

Eg2. Father: "Our neighbours look like muslimeen terrorists
Muslimeen by Everything-ish January 9, 2021

Muslimeze 

Kid: Hey can I have some chicken?

Muslim dude: Hoaibranbio Jghoiah

Kid: Oh muslimeze.. sorry I don't understand.
Muslimeze by synystergates334 October 15, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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