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Muslimeze 

Kid: Hey can I have some chicken?

Muslim dude: Hoaibranbio Jghoiah

Kid: Oh muslimeze.. sorry I don't understand.
Muslimeze by synystergates334 October 15, 2011
Words you can keep

Muslimflexer 

One of the funniest Muslim meme pages on Instagram.
“Have you heard of muslimflexer?”

“A Muslim that flex you mean?

“No stupid, the Instagram page!”
Muslimflexer by Samaad June 24, 2020

Muslimed 

When you hang out with Muslims so much that you start to act like one
Ethan was with that Muslim chick again last night. He is totally about to get Muslimed.
Muslimed by Pocko July 22, 2017

Muslimeen 

A word used to describe muslim terrorists. They are described as always wearing hijabs with only their forehead showing. They target major U.S buildings or planes
Eg1. News reporter: "The Empire State buildings were bombed by muslimeen terrorists.

Eg2. Father: "Our neighbours look like muslimeen terrorists
Muslimeen by Everything-ish January 9, 2021

Muslimized 

A state of being,

to become a person from Islam, and China,

Also, to be a muslimizer, and to muslimize someone
"dude, did you just see that!?"
"what?"

"that chick just got muslimized"

"Oh shit nice"
Muslimized by The_Muslimizer August 2, 2009

Muslimed 

Taking over a country by force, violence, forcing conversion on pain of death.
Occupying a sovereign state and demanding laws be adapted to suit your religion
North Africa was Muslimed by Arsb invaders

United Kingdom is being Muslimed
Muslimed by Bertha Vanation December 26, 2023

Muslimed 

An explosion after someone or a group of people with large sweaty beard screamed "Allahu Akbar".
The SWAT intercepted just moments before the restuarant got muslimed. I was really dissapointed at myself for believing that getting muslimed is the way I die.
Muslimed by MDRafi December 26, 2023
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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