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Muslimmed 

Muslimmed, or Muslimed, is the word describing the state in which non-muslim predominately white North American girls are subjected to insults, restrictions, and controlling behaviour from their devoted/hardcore Muslim boyfriend/husband whom is of middle-eastern descent, over six or more months.

The relationships demeans the girl into a mindless drone, stripped of all personality & desire of expression replaced with only the need to say or do whatever their Muslim boyfriend/husband requires so they will not be mad at her.

Signs usually include:
-Girl breaking off all contact with men (Sometimes including male cousins)
-Girl's wardrobe slowly changes until the entire wardrobe consists of sweaters and non-revealing t-shirts
-Girl usually tries to act like she isn't, but upon further importuning girl is extremely depressed + miserable deep down
-When confronted will usually take side of Muslim b/f; usually follows up with "but I love him"
-Girl appears sometimes obsessed with Arabic related things

Similar to physically abused wives/girlfriends, they have a damaged emotional need that makes them think they need that kind of abuse, which makes them stay.

Muslimmed women deserve little sympathy as they can (of could of) gotten out at any time yet they chose to stay and take the abuse and the emotional trauma. Muslimmed women rarely recover fully from the experience and many go on to lead empty lives.

Nine times out of ten Muslimmed women should be avoided at all costs.
Friend1: So how are you and Luisa?

Friend2: I just wasted four months of my life trying to make her see how the way she's being treated is disrespectful and inhumane, but she still stayed with him over me and used the excuse "I love him", even though I'm a better guy than him and am a better guy for her by a longshot.

Friend1: Damn man, that sucks.

Friend 2: Yeah. She's been Muslimmed.

----

*Friend1 looks at a girl walk by with a middle-eastern man holding her hand; notices she's wearing a sweater with sweatpants*

Friend1: Hey check that out
Friend2: Yup, muslimmed.
Muslimmed by Poopy Mgee January 27, 2010
Words you can keep

muslimoid 

Derogatory term with alien connotations for a member of the Muslim faith.
Habib is a dirty muslimoid.
muslimoid by DirkD January 24, 2007

muslimperialist 

A person who wishes Islam to dominate the world, by any and all means necessary. Synonymous with Muslim.
He was a moderate muslimperialist. He only endorsed deceit, subversion and aggressive breeding as means to establish the caliphate, rather than bombing, rape and genocide.
muslimperialist by Qufarist March 13, 2009

Muslimed 

When you hang out with Muslims so much that you start to act like one
Ethan was with that Muslim chick again last night. He is totally about to get Muslimed.
Muslimed by Pocko July 22, 2017

Muslimeen 

A word used to describe muslim terrorists. They are described as always wearing hijabs with only their forehead showing. They target major U.S buildings or planes
Eg1. News reporter: "The Empire State buildings were bombed by muslimeen terrorists.

Eg2. Father: "Our neighbours look like muslimeen terrorists
Muslimeen by Everything-ish January 9, 2021

Muslimized 

A state of being,

to become a person from Islam, and China,

Also, to be a muslimizer, and to muslimize someone
"dude, did you just see that!?"
"what?"

"that chick just got muslimized"

"Oh shit nice"
Muslimized by The_Muslimizer August 2, 2009

Muslimeze 

Kid: Hey can I have some chicken?

Muslim dude: Hoaibranbio Jghoiah

Kid: Oh muslimeze.. sorry I don't understand.
Muslimeze by synystergates334 October 15, 2011
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Literally 1984 

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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