Murled 

The effects of a long night of drinking and partying will cause you to be completely hungover and often cause you to resemble Murl Haggard

"dude that shitty wiskey got me so murled the next day"

Murled by James DePoyster December 17, 2008

murked 

comes from "merc" (pronounced "murk") short for mercenary.

To be killed, murdered, or otherwise mercilessly and overwhelmingly defeated or put down. (well executed and without struggle, the way a pro mercenary would do it.)

Became popular in early 2000's. Also spelled "merc", "merk", and "merked."

"He murked that quarterback! No mercy. He ain't getting up from that one."

"Did you see that fight? He murked that boy with one hit!"

"Don't even think of challenging him, man. He'll murk you before you can even reload. You got no chance."

murked by sunadajae January 23, 2014

Murkedd 

Twitch Streamer. Famous for variety gaming, variety sleeping and variety eating jelly beans. Hates everything other people love, like Halo, Chocolate, or having fun. Rhymes with "Scuffed", which is instead the definition of his streams.

"Did you watch Murkedd's stream yesterday?" "Yeah, I was banned 52 times in 2 hours and I witnessed the free hour of light his moderators had, so it was nice."

"What do you think of Murkedd?" "You mean my dad?"

Murkedd by Italian Dan October 15, 2021

Murkled

To get done in/owned/bumbaclarted/pwnd/face melted/murked/raped. Normally used in reference to situations in games during times of distress.

"Dude the Illuminate just murkled me" "yeh I know, proper bumbaclarted"

"We're about to get murkled!!"

Murkled by [DFA] March 8, 2010

murked out 

when an vehicle features black (especially matte black finish) paint, black rims, and darkened windows. See also, "black on black on black"

That ride is so murked out you can't even see it.

murked out by mooshooskinny June 30, 2014

murked 

To be badly defeated at something

I got murked by that dude in the race. His car is like 100mph faster than mine.

murked by Logik June 21, 2004

Murred out 

A state of utter confusion that can be brought about in various ways, e.g. immediately after waking up, or hearing an unfamiliar inside joke. Some people are more prone to being murred out than others.

Matthew: I tried to go to class today, but I forgot that today is Labor Day. I spent 20 minutes sitting in the lecture hall waiting for the professor to show up.

Jack: Sounds like you were murred out, dawg.

Murred out by ImaTreeWizard November 17, 2010