Murgled 

To be murdered / burgled , or the fear of it happening

"Can you come to take the trash out with me ?, I don't want to get murgled "

"Can you come to take the trash out with me ?, I don't want to get murgled "

Murgled by Itsbreanna April 16, 2019

murgled 

When someone is incompitent in what they do

I have recieved the wrong goods, it appears that I have been murgled

murgled by Mr dapper October 23, 2014

Murgled 

When you’re burgled and murdered at the same time

Dazza got murgled last night, tow blokes broke in and nicked all his stuff and topped him off, proper shocking!!

Murgled by Samlikesham June 3, 2018

Murkled

To get done in/owned/bumbaclarted/pwnd/face melted/murked/raped. Normally used in reference to situations in games during times of distress.

"Dude the Illuminate just murkled me" "yeh I know, proper bumbaclarted"

"We're about to get murkled!!"

Murkled by [DFA] March 8, 2010

Muggled 

I mixture of the Scottish slang word 'mugged' meaning drunk, and 'muggle' the word for non-magic folk in Harry Potter. This is the ultimate Harry Potter fans's way of saying drunk.

'I was totally muggled on Saturday night! I drew glasses on myself in permanent marker and tried to fly on Katie's mop!'

Tweet - 'Muggled.'

Muggled by HPftw September 18, 2012

Mungled

Getting absolutely out of your mind, usually on ellicit substances or booze.

"Man, you look mungled"
"Well I have done 5 pills"

Mungled by Mungled December 12, 2009

Murgle 

Random, thought provoking word to use during awkward silences.

They say, "I love you."
You say, "Murgle!"

Murgle by LSL November 22, 2004