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Another name for the album "Mobile Uploads" on facebook. A muppie is when a jappy, preppy or slutty girl uploads a picture. Usually taken on Blackberries and iPhones. In a muppie, girls usually pucker up and look at the camera. There are hardly any muppies where people are smiling. An album of muppies contains pictures of the following:

1. Something funny
2. Pictures of the uploader and friends and or family while they are drunk and most likely contains a drunk caption like "loveeeeeee you betch oxooxo fuyn night at the clunb <3"
3. Pictures of themselves before they go out, usually to a club or a party.
4. School
5. Pictures with older guys
Before the club on Thursday night:

Callie: OMG bitchezz! We better not forget our Blackberries cus we needa take muppies with older guys!!
Carolyn: Kay I'll bring mine. But first let's take some muppies before we go.

At the club:

Alexa: Claudia, take a muppie of me with my Grey Goose!!
Claudia: Kay slut
Callie: Wait betch!! Me and Nat wanna join in!

On the way home from the club, they stop at McDonalds:

Alexa: Hahahaa look at this chicken nugget!! Looks like a dick..LOL
Callie: OMG we NEED to take a muppie..PRONTO

At school the next morning:

Carolyn: OMG Claudia you look like shit!! I'm taking a muppie. I'm also changing my BBM status to "Miss ya Tara"
Tara over BBM: OMG you obnoxious slut I hate you.
Carolyn: Claudia, Tara is beefing with me like every other person in the world, and it's for no reason. Obviously. Too funny. I hate that betch. Take a muppie of our BBM convo please!
Claudia: Kay betch
muppies by scissorsister February 22, 2011
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The "high quality" map games developed by paradox interactive.
e.g:
Hearts of Iron 4 and Europa Universalis IV
"Half my family is was in A&E, but i got to play some mappies" - Dan circa 2021
Mappies by Vandei January 3, 2021
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a slang word that combines the words "up" and "here"

(n)- a person that vacations in the Conneaut Lake area for the summer and are from Pittsburgh.

They usually run around like it's THEIR town and never respect the people that actually live there year around.

The amount of people double in Conneaut Lake during the summers because of all the muppiers.

They are considered nuiances to all of those that are locals.
Local: "Hey, where you from?
Muppier: "Me and my family come muppier from pittsburgh every summer and rent our a cottage"

Person 1: "Did you see those two guys fighting in the streets??"
Person 2: "Yea... it was a bunch of muppiers"

Abby: "Sheetz is crazy today!!"
Miranda: "That's because all of the muppiers are in there with their damn boats"

Local: It's Memorical Day Weekend, and all the muppiers are back.
Muppier by Big Mama T July 7, 2011
Middle-age urban professionals, aging yuppies, aging metrosexuals...typical preppy or conservative attire, Starbuck consumers, iPhone owners, luxury car drivers, town house or condo in the city, and regularly posting selfies on FaceBook while on vacation.
George Clooney, Steve Carell, Brian Williams, Barak Obama are examples of high end muppies. preppy yuppie professional urban middle-age muppie
muppie by classifier September 5, 2013
MP games, specifically with grand strategy games
drop the fucking multiplayer code, i want my damn mappies
mappies by kranwag April 27, 2022
1) Offices of the government.
2) The bottom drawer of your dresser.
3) Heart attack.
Take me to the muppins! I'm having a muppins! Grab the keys from muppins!
muppins by Ellis August 21, 2004

Muppiness 

It's a funny way to say my penis.
Person 1. Hey man what you got to eat around here?
Person 2. I got some fresh mupiness.
Person 1. Muppiness, what's that?
Person 2. It's my penis.
Muppiness by Whiskered Rose January 11, 2022
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