muppiss 

When your finger gets caught in your foreskin whilst doing something non-sexual

Person 1: "bro can you help me, I kinda have a muppiss here. "
Person 2 "that ain't no damn muppiss, I heard you jacking. "

muppiss by Chubbs Ja'Basket November 24, 2020

muppies

Another name for the album "Mobile Uploads" on facebook. A muppie is when a jappy, preppy or slutty girl uploads a picture. Usually taken on Blackberries and iPhones. In a muppie, girls usually pucker up and look at the camera. There are hardly any muppies where people are smiling. An album of muppies contains pictures of the following:

1. Something funny
2. Pictures of the uploader and friends and or family while they are drunk and most likely contains a drunk caption like "loveeeeeee you betch oxooxo fuyn night at the clunb <3"
3. Pictures of themselves before they go out, usually to a club or a party.
4. School
5. Pictures with older guys

Before the club on Thursday night:

Callie: OMG bitchezz! We better not forget our Blackberries cus we needa take muppies with older guys!!
Carolyn: Kay I'll bring mine. But first let's take some muppies before we go.

At the club:

Alexa: Claudia, take a muppie of me with my Grey Goose!!
Claudia: Kay slut
Callie: Wait betch!! Me and Nat wanna join in!

On the way home from the club, they stop at McDonalds:

Alexa: Hahahaa look at this chicken nugget!! Looks like a dick..LOL
Callie: OMG we NEED to take a muppie..PRONTO

At school the next morning:

Carolyn: OMG Claudia you look like shit!! I'm taking a muppie. I'm also changing my BBM status to "Miss ya Tara"
Tara over BBM: OMG you obnoxious slut I hate you.
Carolyn: Claudia, Tara is beefing with me like every other person in the world, and it's for no reason. Obviously. Too funny. I hate that betch. Take a muppie of our BBM convo please!
Claudia: Kay betch

muppies by scissorsister February 22, 2011

muppins 

1) Offices of the government.
2) The bottom drawer of your dresser.
3) Heart attack.

Take me to the muppins! I'm having a muppins! Grab the keys from muppins!

muppins by Ellis August 21, 2004

muppisode

1. An episode of television programming involving Muppets.

2. A moment when a person becomes so animated that they take on a Muppet-like quality, usually in a deeply amusing way.

1. I love the muppisode where Bunson turns Beaker into a ball of flame.

2. She got so excited she knocked over her wine. Total muppisode.

muppisode by Rattiemama February 5, 2010