Muntkin

The act of digging up a semi-decomposed hermaphrodite midget. From there, two or more people actively perform sexual acts as much and as often as possible, to fill up the corpse with the member's fluids, until said fluids combined with the bodies fluids seep out from all entrances/exits of the body. To finish it off, EVERYONE involved fills shot glasses with the said fluid mixture and takes shots until there is absolutely NO fluid left to consume.
Hey Ryan let's go do a Muntkin, that one midget from from midget wrestling just passed away. I know where they buried him, we need to go soon while it is still ripe!
by MBPP April 06, 2024
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Muntkin

The act of receiving/giving a blumpkin to a corpse.
John: "After your grandmother's funeral, can we dig her up and take turns getting muntkins?"
Joe: "Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
by safflol2 July 08, 2024
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Alabama muntkin

Shitting in a dead persons mouth while someone blows you
My gf gave me an Alabama muntkin last night
by Claxmcb April 04, 2024
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