Definitions by safflol2

Fartjob 

When one recipient with bad gas and a large posterior hotdogs the other recipient, and farts on their penis.

Kim: "I just ate a large cheesy gordita crunch and I need to brap really bad. Do you want a fartjob?"
Kane: "I would love a fartjob, just let me finish my tweet."

Fartjob by safflol2 February 18, 2025

Brapkin 

A Brapkin is similar to a Blumpkin. A brap is a meaty fart combined with a blumpkin, in which one person gives another person a blowjob while that person is on the toilet. However, a brapkin is like a portable blumpkin. One person gives another person a blowjob, but instead of defecating, the other person farts to simulate defecation.

Tyler: Dude, I just had a cheesy gordita crunch and i've got bubble guts, but I don't wanna go to the bathroom.
Johnny: Just whip it out, i'll give you a brapkin.

Brapkin by safflol2 August 8, 2024

Stubby

When an amputee with either no arm or no legs places ones penis in between their stubs and rubs it. Think of rubbing two sticks between your hands to make a fire.

Joe: "Did you hear about Linda losing her arms in that car crash?"
Jack: "That sucks, but atleast she can give a Stubby now."

Stubby by safflol2 August 6, 2024

Muntkin 

The act of receiving/giving a blumpkin to a corpse.

John: "After your grandmother's funeral, can we dig her up and take turns getting muntkins?"
Joe: "Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

Muntkin by safflol2 July 8, 2024