When an amputee with either no arm or no legs places ones penis in between their stubs and rubs it. Think of rubbing two sticks between your hands to make a fire.
Joe: "Did you hear about Linda losing her arms in that car crash?"
Jack: "That sucks, but atleast she can give a Stubby now."
Jack: "That sucks, but atleast she can give a Stubby now."
by safflol2 August 07, 2024
When one recipient with bad gas and a large posterior hotdogs the other recipient, and farts on their penis.
Kim: "I just ate a large cheesy gordita crunch and I need to brap really bad. Do you want a fartjob?"
Kane: "I would love a fartjob, just let me finish my tweet."
Kane: "I would love a fartjob, just let me finish my tweet."
by safflol2 February 19, 2025
John: "After your grandmother's funeral, can we dig her up and take turns getting muntkins?"
Joe: "Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
Joe: "Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
by safflol2 July 08, 2024
A Brapkin is similar to a Blumpkin. A brap is a meaty fart combined with a blumpkin, in which one person gives another person a blowjob while that person is on the toilet. However, a brapkin is like a portable blumpkin. One person gives another person a blowjob, but instead of defecating, the other person farts to simulate defecation.
Tyler: Dude, I just had a cheesy gordita crunch and i've got bubble guts, but I don't wanna go to the bathroom.
Johnny: Just whip it out, i'll give you a brapkin.
Johnny: Just whip it out, i'll give you a brapkin.
by safflol2 August 09, 2024