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Municorn 

A mother that is the unicorn in a team of horses. She thinks outside the box, creates as magical a childhood for her children as possible, but at the same time is strong, fair & disciplines to ensure she doesn't end up with selfish, entitled, jerk-off kids.
Sarah: Hey, why is that lady over there so popular with all the kids?
Michelle: Oh, she's a municorn.
Municorn by municorn June 11, 2016
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manicorn 

a mythical male creature who is successful (read: pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (read: not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (read: not suicidal).
See any John Cusack film (or Chuck Klosterman's witty commentary on Fake Love in Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Pops), any romantic comedy where the flawed guy comes through in the end...

"Where is my manicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"

"Too bad I settled when I got married, I just met my manicorn."
manicorn by B&E April 12, 2007
Word of the Day on October 4, 2008

Manicorn 

Man bun worn at the front of the head, just above the forehead. Resembles a unicorn horn.
Yo bro, that manicorn is super tight.
Manicorn by Klabanator June 8, 2018

manicorn 

The elusive perfect male. He can be found at bars, but not singing karaoke drunk while making out with your best friend. He is sensitive to your needs and is a caring man who will put your needs first. He will talk about feelings with you and will never cheat on you ever.
Sean is my manicorn, he is sensitive and caring, he makes me dinner and then we talk about our feelings while watching a romantic comedy and crying at the really happy or sad parts.
manicorn by Elisabunny February 21, 2010

Manicorn 

A solo male in the Lifestyle, who actually understands the lifestyle and non monogamous relationships, communicative and , and usually experienced.
We've met so many solo men but only one manicorn who knew what he was doing, he's vetted in the community.
Manicorn by The Swingers Wife December 1, 2020

manicorn 

A mythical human male with the largest, most beautiful cock in the world. Very shy.
I was hoping to meet a manicorn at the bar last night, but all I got was a li'l naner.
manicorn by the_mumbler February 5, 2010

Monicornies 

An EXTREMELY atractive Unicorn with multiple horns coming out of the mane. Sometimes known as the sexiest creature alive. Usually found in the Pacific Northwest region. There have been several sightings reported of a couple of them living in Gig Harbor, Washington.
Bob:Hey Jill! Look at those sexy beasts over there!
Jill: Those are Monicornies, Bob
Monicornies by Ninja master Phil November 23, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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