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Municorn 

A mother that is the unicorn in a team of horses. She thinks outside the box, creates as magical a childhood for her children as possible, but at the same time is strong, fair & disciplines to ensure she doesn't end up with selfish, entitled, jerk-off kids.
Sarah: Hey, why is that lady over there so popular with all the kids?
Michelle: Oh, she's a municorn.
Municorn by municorn June 11, 2016
Words you can keep

manicorn 

a mythical male creature who is successful (read: pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (read: not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (read: not suicidal).
See any John Cusack film (or Chuck Klosterman's witty commentary on Fake Love in Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Pops), any romantic comedy where the flawed guy comes through in the end...

"Where is my manicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"

"Too bad I settled when I got married, I just met my manicorn."
manicorn by B&E April 12, 2007
Word of the Day on October 4, 2008

Manicorn 

Man bun worn at the front of the head, just above the forehead. Resembles a unicorn horn.
Yo bro, that manicorn is super tight.
Manicorn by Klabanator June 8, 2018

manicorn 

The elusive perfect male. He can be found at bars, but not singing karaoke drunk while making out with your best friend. He is sensitive to your needs and is a caring man who will put your needs first. He will talk about feelings with you and will never cheat on you ever.
Sean is my manicorn, he is sensitive and caring, he makes me dinner and then we talk about our feelings while watching a romantic comedy and crying at the really happy or sad parts.
manicorn by Elisabunny February 21, 2010

Manicorn 

A solo male in the Lifestyle, who actually understands the lifestyle and non monogamous relationships, communicative and , and usually experienced.
We've met so many solo men but only one manicorn who knew what he was doing, he's vetted in the community.
Manicorn by The Swingers Wife December 1, 2020

manicorn 

A mythical human male with the largest, most beautiful cock in the world. Very shy.
I was hoping to meet a manicorn at the bar last night, but all I got was a li'l naner.
manicorn by the_mumbler February 5, 2010

Monicornies 

An EXTREMELY atractive Unicorn with multiple horns coming out of the mane. Sometimes known as the sexiest creature alive. Usually found in the Pacific Northwest region. There have been several sightings reported of a couple of them living in Gig Harbor, Washington.
Bob:Hey Jill! Look at those sexy beasts over there!
Jill: Those are Monicornies, Bob
Monicornies by Ninja master Phil November 23, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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