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Mumpty

A Mumpty is a Mum who is far cooler than normal Mums. A Mumpty never tells you to turn your music down, likes your friends, gets pissed with you, provides you with money for extra curricular activities and doesn't set a curfue.
I told Mumpty I wasn't coming back for tea tonight.

Mumpty's coming to the pub with us tonight.
by KizzieShadows December 28, 2009
mugGet the Mumptymug.

Mumpties

slightly bruised banana, grown in the Tuna Town of Adelaide.
E! What the fuck r u fucking mumpties doing
by MARTAN LUTHOR PRINCE November 10, 2010
mugGet the Mumptiesmug.

mumpty

A word that is used to call someone a moron and a numpty at the same time.
DAN: 2+2 = 5
TEACHER: YOU ABSOLUTE MUMPTY
by HSWRITES February 26, 2022
mugGet the mumptymug.

mumpty

A storage area in a house, usually on the top floor.
The mumpty has become all dusty...we need to clear it up.
by mumpty lover May 13, 2005
mugGet the mumptymug.

mumpty

A storage area, usually consists of one whole group.
Eg: The mumpty upstairs needs sorting out.
by Mumpty lover March 13, 2005
mugGet the mumptymug.

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