1 definition by Mumpy Master
A term used to describe a misshapen oversized Caucasian woman (or sometimes man) who make little or no effort to appear attractive in public. Mumpies can be identified by their choices of sporting short leper hair, crocs with socks, and stained oversized Mickey Mouse T-shirts. They can often be found in cities such as Jacksonville, Florida, as well as in Walmarts across the world.
Bro, my two biggest fears in the whole wide world are horny chimpanzees and if my wife were to become a mumpy!
by Mumpy Master July 31, 2022