Mumpties 

slightly bruised banana, grown in the Tuna Town of Adelaide.

E! What the fuck r u fucking mumpties doing

Mumpties by MARTAN LUTHOR PRINCE November 10, 2010

The Mumphies 

When you are in a euphoric state of mind and your only urge is to listen to Mumford & Sons. Its like the munchies but with Mumford & Sons.

I got the mumphies real bad.

The Mumphies by Ramond M. Cleveland August 14, 2011

mumpies 

the act of performing cunnilngus (going down) on a woman when she is shitting.

The smell came from the bathroom; I knew Debra was making a poopy, and that meant mumpies or no dinner.

mumpies by poobro69 March 5, 2011