Mumfia

A mums mafia

A group of women who take no shit from anyone even babies in cute outfits and know how to gain attention

She's part of the Mumfia

Mumfia by SideySpidey February 13, 2017

Mumfiac 

A Mumfiac is a person who is completely crazy about Mumford & Sons.
To be a mumfiac you must love all 4 of the members of Mumford & Sons
and know a lot about them!
pronounced Mumfy-ac

person1: "Have you heard of Mumford & Sons?"
person2: "Oh my gawd yes! They are so amazing! I'm a Mumfiac"

Mumfiac by mumfiac#1 July 3, 2011

mumia abu-jamal 

A African American that shouldn't be in jail. He was framed by poopie, some guy and all the crooked cops

I do read thank you. i know more bout this case then any of you. A guy even admited in court he shot the officer not Mumia.

mumia abu-jamal by ~Michelle~ January 28, 2005

Free Mumia 

Incentive offered in a promotion run by business establishments to encourage the purchase of Mumias.

FREE MUMIA*

*with purchase of second Mumia of equal or greater value. Free Mumia must be claimed at time of purchase. Limit one free Mumia per customer per visit. Offer expires 12/31/2004. Void where prohibited. Availabily may be limited in Alaska, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico. New Jersey residents add 6% sales tax.

Free Mumia by Baller-Ass Swattie October 6, 2004

Mumfie 

"The Magic Adventures of Mumfie" is an animated children's television series created by Britt Allcroft in 1994.

Based on the books by Katherine Tozer, Mumfie is a special little elephant who had no one to play with. Every morning he would run to his letter box hoping for an adventure - all tied up in a parcel.

One day, Mumfie realises that adventures do not come in parcels and sets off to the woods to find them. Mumfie meets his first friend, Scarecrow, ungainly and stuck in a field, and then his second friend, Pinkey, a flying pig. The trio then has all sorts of adventures.

Alas, it seems Mumfie's brilliance has been forgotten over the last 15 years.
There are few people who recall this lovable pachyderm. As I recall, there are five beings who believe Mumfie ever existed. I personally blame Dawn French. Then again I blame this women for most things e.g. The great famine, certain cancers, the common cold and global warming.

Person 1 - Remember Mumfie?

Person 2 - Yes.

Person 1 - Good... That makes two of us.

Mumfie by Benn! =] February 13, 2009

mumfing

When two mothers perform oral sex on each orher

I caught my mates maws mumfing at a party

mumfing by nanjitsu July 28, 2016

muffia 

The tendancy for some lesbians (both faux and real) to indulge in mafia or mob-like behaviour.
The term can also be used in a satirical or derogatory manner.

She's a fully paid-up member of the Muffia.

muffia by irritant June 4, 2003