MuiSecond 

A measure of time equivalent to 10^4 Seconds, or 2.78 Hours.

Person 1: Hey, are you done yet, you said one sec.
Person 2: Oops. sorry. I meant a MuiSecond

MuiSecond by muiluck May 25, 2008

sexual misconduct 

n. A sweeping phrase used to describe any range of behavior involving sex, intimacy, or genitalia that is alleged to be inappropriate by the accuser or the speaker. The behavior may be illegal such as extortion, assault and battery, or indecent exposure, but more often it is a legally ambiguous situation where two consenting adults were involved in the situation until one participant, usually the woman, seeks to contest the context, unspoken assumptions, or power dynamics in the circumstance. The disclosing party usually wishes to publicly expose or air moral qualms with the situation. Whether or not the conduct is truly wrong depends on ones personal views on matters involving gender roles, sex, marriage, jocular conduct, and workplace norms. The phrase is closely associated with the #MeToo movement whose proponents call for shifting the balance of power between genders in the workplace and opponents accuse the movement of being joyless manhaters.

I thought I had a decent role as an actress but then I needed to meet with the producer at his hotel. When he walked into the room wearing only a robe I bolted and then lost my job. That’s sexual misconduct!

I was like on this first date with a dude and he didn’t ask if I wanted white or red wine. When we got to his house he tried to hook up right away win any conversation. After a night of raunchy oral sex I really regretted it. That’s sexual misconduct!

Wow. The anchor of a morning TV show called *me*, a 21 year old intern, to his office and exposed his Johnson then walked away. He hasn’t fired me or even acknowledged my existence before or since. That guy is a strange dude and I’d say that was sexual misconduct.

sexual misconduct by Jon Snow Lives January 17, 2018

Covid Misconduct Disorder 

A newly identified psychological disorder characterized by not complying with governmental health directives for public behavior during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Fuck the state for telling me what to do and fuck yes, I most certainly do have a serious case of Covid Misconduct Disorder!

Covid Misconduct Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020

Multisecond 

It is a word that someone with the name Don would use. It is used to describe the amount of time it takes a 22 year old to google something.

Wow, someone at your age should have that information within a few multiseconds.

Multisecond by CpackIa September 24, 2020

the oh-fuck milisecond 

The milisecond in between saying/doing something very inapporopriate/embarassing/stupid/racist/sexist/etc and actually realizing what you just said and that fucked up real bad. This milisecond is usually followed by a silence, awkward staring, and you; feeling as though you'd want to just dissapear right away.

-you, telling an mean black joke
-insert the oh-fuck milisecond here
-realizing just a moment too late that your one black friend is there

the oh-fuck milisecond by sam58743895340789 February 18, 2009

minisecond 

Anywhere from a second to a minute, or longer if absolutely necessary

I had a minisecond to do my homework

minisecond by Fhnejsucudh November 3, 2017

hotdog misconduct 

the act of sexually raping a hotdog.

Dude #1"Dude that girl at the party had hotdog misconduct writen on her face."
Dude#2"Thats fucked up yo."

hotdog misconduct by Drone and Silverclaw March 26, 2010