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minisecond 

Anywhere from a second to a minute, or longer if absolutely necessary
I had a minisecond to do my homework
minisecond by Fhnejsucudh November 3, 2017
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MuiSecond 

A measure of time equivalent to 10^4 Seconds, or 2.78 Hours.
Person 1: Hey, are you done yet, you said one sec.
Person 2: Oops. sorry. I meant a MuiSecond
MuiSecond by muiluck May 25, 2008

the oh-fuck milisecond 

The milisecond in between saying/doing something very inapporopriate/embarassing/stupid/racist/sexist/etc and actually realizing what you just said and that fucked up real bad. This milisecond is usually followed by a silence, awkward staring, and you; feeling as though you'd want to just dissapear right away.
-you, telling an mean black joke
-insert the oh-fuck milisecond here
-realizing just a moment too late that your one black friend is there

Melisecond

The measure of time one's marriage engagement lasts. (Suggesting, that it ended abruptly by one of the parties)
That is odd, it seems as though Jason and Melissa's engagement only lasted for a melisecond.
Melisecond by TommyboynTX March 5, 2009

manosecond 

the amount of time it takes a guy to look for something he lost before giving up.
frank lost his keys and looked for them for a manosecond before he called me to find them for him
manosecond by sara withoutanh October 21, 2010

minirecord 

There are commonly known as Compact Discs which play music etc. They have the same shape as Vinyl records but are portable.
I bought a Minirecord set of Elton John's greatest hits online from Amazon.
minirecord by jondich January 20, 2021

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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