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MuiSecond 

A measure of time equivalent to 10^4 Seconds, or 2.78 Hours.
Person 1: Hey, are you done yet, you said one sec.
Person 2: Oops. sorry. I meant a MuiSecond
MuiSecond by muiluck May 25, 2008

the oh-fuck milisecond 

The milisecond in between saying/doing something very inapporopriate/embarassing/stupid/racist/sexist/etc and actually realizing what you just said and that fucked up real bad. This milisecond is usually followed by a silence, awkward staring, and you; feeling as though you'd want to just dissapear right away.
-you, telling an mean black joke
-insert the oh-fuck milisecond here
-realizing just a moment too late that your one black friend is there

Melisecond

The measure of time one's marriage engagement lasts. (Suggesting, that it ended abruptly by one of the parties)
That is odd, it seems as though Jason and Melissa's engagement only lasted for a melisecond.
Melisecond by TommyboynTX March 5, 2009

manosecond 

the amount of time it takes a guy to look for something he lost before giving up.
frank lost his keys and looked for them for a manosecond before he called me to find them for him
manosecond by sara withoutanh October 21, 2010

minirecord 

There are commonly known as Compact Discs which play music etc. They have the same shape as Vinyl records but are portable.
I bought a Minirecord set of Elton John's greatest hits online from Amazon.
minirecord by jondich January 20, 2021

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.9.Drill Artistry Starts In 2.85 Milliseconds Anuda Ends In 4 Minutes.9.
.9.Drill Artistry Starts In 2.85 Milliseconds Anuda Ends In 4 Minutes.9.