Melisecond
The measure of time one's marriage engagement lasts. (Suggesting, that it ended abruptly by one of the parties)
Melisecond by TommyboynTX March 5, 2009
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Multisecond
It is a word that someone with the name Don would use. It is used to describe the amount of time it takes a 22 year old to google something.
Multisecond by CpackIa September 24, 2020
the oh-fuck milisecond
The milisecond in between saying/doing something very inapporopriate/embarassing/stupid/racist/sexist/etc and actually realizing what you just said and that fucked up real bad. This milisecond is usually followed by a silence, awkward staring, and you; feeling as though you'd want to just dissapear right away.
-you, telling an mean black joke
-insert the oh-fuck milisecond here
-realizing just a moment too late that your one black friend is there
-insert the oh-fuck milisecond here
-realizing just a moment too late that your one black friend is there
the oh-fuck milisecond by sam58743895340789 February 18, 2009
minisecond
minisecond by Fhnejsucudh November 3, 2017
Melisenda
A beautiful girl everyone likes her but know one really gets to know here girls love her boys what to get down her pants but mostly everyone loves her beautiful in and out cares for even one sometimes some people think she is selfish or stuck up but really she tries to blend people say she has a big booty and big boobs but besides that guys love her never in a real relationship if you know a Melisenda hold on to her she is a keeper
Guy: "Damn that Melisenda Girl is fine!"
Girl: "OMG Melisenda is so pretty and perfect she could be my best friend evera!"
Girl: "OMG Melisenda is so pretty and perfect she could be my best friend evera!"
Melisenda by KittyCatMeow November 13, 2013
megasecond
megasecond by natnatnat_ August 25, 2008
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