The milisecond in between saying/doing something very inapporopriate/embarassing/stupid/racist/sexist/etc and actually realizing what you just said and that fucked up real bad. This milisecond is usually followed by a silence, awkward staring, and you; feeling as though you'd want to just dissapear right away.
-you, telling an mean black joke -insert the oh-fuck milisecond here
-realizing just a moment too late that your one black friend is there
A beautiful girl everyone likes her but know one really gets to know here girls love her boys what to get down her pants but mostly everyone loves her beautiful in and out cares for even one sometimes some people think she is selfish or stuck up but really she tries to blend people say she has a big booty and big boobs but besides that guys love her never in a real relationship if you know a Melisenda hold on to her she is a keeper
Guy: "Damn that Melisenda Girl is fine!"
Girl: "OMG Melisenda is so pretty and perfect she could be my best friend evera!"
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.