Muffinfucker

Lit. someone who performs sexual acts on baked goods. Used to describe somebody with an obsession with baking they wont stop talking about. Also an alternative, mother-friendly term usable in place of "motherfucker" for most purposes.

No, I don't want to hear about your latest loaf of sourdough you absolute muffinfucker.

by Smoogles March 14, 2021

Muffinfucking

The act of a male jamming any type or sized muffin into a female's vagina, then pounding it in with his penis.

"I enjoy muffinfucking the shit out of the waitress," said the pastry chef.

by BFCxSTANKYYLEGG November 29, 2011