Muffinfucker

Lit. someone who performs sexual acts on baked goods. Used to describe somebody with an obsession with baking they wont stop talking about. Also an alternative, mother-friendly term usable in place of "motherfucker" for most purposes.
No, I don't want to hear about your latest loaf of sourdough you absolute muffinfucker.
by Smoogles March 14, 2021
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Muffinfucking

The act of a male jamming any type or sized muffin into a female's vagina, then pounding it in with his penis.
"I enjoy muffinfucking the shit out of the waitress," said the pastry chef.
by BFCxSTANKYYLEGG November 30, 2011
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