muffin fucker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up pussin out and being an overall bitch by not closing the deal
T-Co is a muffin fucker because he is going to DD us out to the lake but sleep there like a muffin fucking whore. he will also probably be a muffin fucker and eat all the muffins in the morning too.
by Okonkwo11 April 19, 2011