Muffinback 

Meaning a curvy ass, fat ass, round ass. Word invented by Lil Marky Mark of Las Vegas.

Damn look at Beyonce, she got a muffinback.

Muffinback by Sanchograndesbola October 11, 2023

Muffindick 

A dick that is shaped like a muffin. Often it is caused by a genital wart that from a certain angle causes the dick to look like a muffin.

Dude I had crazy intercourse with this girl last night and now I have a muffindick" "Can I suck on your infected muffindick?" "No, you could get muffinlips

Muffindick by DirtyDeed April 8, 2011

muffinpak 

Lover of midgets, leprechauns, bloomberg and of course the manatee (aka the sea cow) Also the bestest boyfriend ever.

Don't you wish you had a muffinpak?

or

You can't get a better one than muffinpak.

muffinpak by Muffinpak's number one fan December 16, 2008

Muffinfucking 

The act of a male jamming any type or sized muffin into a female's vagina, then pounding it in with his penis.

"I enjoy muffinfucking the shit out of the waitress," said the pastry chef.

Muffinfucking by BFCxSTANKYYLEGG November 29, 2011

Muffinballs 

When a man wears pants so tight that you can see the outline of his balls. Also can be used when someones balls pop out of their speedo in Europe.

"Mother of God, look at Brandons' muffinballs, he should get some new jeans"

Muffinballs by Bobthegoldfish April 17, 2013

muffinballin

Buy some muffins, squish them into balls and have a snowball fight with them.

"Yo dude, wanna pick up a bakers dozen and go muffinballin?"

muffinballin by JonnyJazlo September 17, 2013

Muffinfucker 

Lit. someone who performs sexual acts on baked goods. Used to describe somebody with an obsession with baking they wont stop talking about. Also an alternative, mother-friendly term usable in place of "motherfucker" for most purposes.

No, I don't want to hear about your latest loaf of sourdough you absolute muffinfucker.

Muffinfucker by Smoogles March 14, 2021