muffinpak

Lover of midgets, leprechauns, bloomberg and of course the manatee (aka the sea cow) Also the bestest boyfriend ever.

Don't you wish you had a muffinpak?

or

You can't get a better one than muffinpak.

by Muffinpak's number one fan December 16, 2008

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Muffinman

A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may apply to those discriminating women who equally enjoy ravishing a muffin for Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail not included.

The first thing the Muffinman does after kissing his date is to go down on her and elevate the situation to another level. Wetworks!

by Rono January 16, 2007

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muffinpants

A term of endearment romantic or not, similar to muffin.

Awww, muffinpants, it'll be alright. *hugs*

by pennylane April 2, 2005

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Muffinpad

A group of bored as heck teenagers on Wattpad writing fanfiction specifically based on the Muffin Squad. They can survive through the toughest of times; writer's block, Wattpad drama, you name it.

They are also well known for doing all nighters, hence that they're fanfiction writers fueled by heartbreaking angst.

Person A: I'm a large fan of the Muffin Squad lol. I'm also kinda interested in writing about them too.

Person B: Have you heard of the Muffinpad community?

by Carrie's-Coolio-Right-Now July 11, 2020

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