Muffindick

A dick that is shaped like a muffin. Often it is caused by a genital wart that from a certain angle causes the dick to look like a muffin.

Dude I had crazy intercourse with this girl last night and now I have a muffindick" "Can I suck on your infected muffindick?" "No, you could get muffinlips

by DirtyDeed April 8, 2011

Muffin dick

Someone who likes muff and dick; a bisexual.

Dude he is a total muffin dick!

by ClownPenisDotFart October 17, 2010

[Muffinlicious]

1- Awesome muffins

2- A sexual word

1- Man Minga's muffin's at the muffin sale were muffinlicious!

2- Oh man baby you are so muffinlicious down there.

by Yankel Blueberry January 13, 2009

MuffinMilk

A fashion brand that is planning a takeover of the world, and have every wearing it.

-Yo dude, like wtf is a MuffinMilk?
-It's a new company bro! Check out their site.
-Oh okay cool.

by MuffinMilk March 30, 2009

Muffin Dick

When you cock is shorter then it is longer and wide like a tuna can. The shape of the cock looks like a muffin has been glued on to where the penis would be. This is achieved by being overweight, obese, or born with it. Also see the word chode.

Chase says to his fellow brosefs, "Bros check out my huge muffin dick when I slammed it in the card door this morning!"

by thesatisfyer January 19, 2015

Muffinfucking

The act of a male jamming any type or sized muffin into a female's vagina, then pounding it in with his penis.

"I enjoy muffinfucking the shit out of the waitress," said the pastry chef.

by BFCxSTANKYYLEGG November 29, 2011

Muffinfucker

Lit. someone who performs sexual acts on baked goods. Used to describe somebody with an obsession with baking they wont stop talking about. Also an alternative, mother-friendly term usable in place of "motherfucker" for most purposes.

No, I don't want to hear about your latest loaf of sourdough you absolute muffinfucker.

by Smoogles March 14, 2021