Muffin Gas
Muffin Gas by PhamO February 23, 2009
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Muffin Gasket
Muffin Gasket by gnelcajon June 9, 2015
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muffingasm
Andre: Dude, these Mini Muffins are so good...
Mark: Oh my god dude, I'm having a muffingasm right now...OHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS! YES! MUFFINGASM!!!
Mark: Oh my god dude, I'm having a muffingasm right now...OHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS! YES! MUFFINGASM!!!
muffingasm by Andre & Mark September 29, 2005
muffintastic
muffintastic by lizard6745 September 17, 2009
muffingate
a scandalous situation that occurs when a comely female co-worker or co-ed exposes her whisker bisquit and receives a charge--or even a proposition.
(1)Liza and Dave were alone in the Sauna when we arrived, and, make no mistake about it, Liza didn't make even a half-hearted attempt to cover her cuchi. We're talking muffingate!
(2) "Did you see Liza benching?"
"Yeah, muffingate!"
(2) "Did you see Liza benching?"
"Yeah, muffingate!"
muffingate by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit October 30, 2006
muffingasm
muffingasm by Muffintop January 23, 2008
Muffingasm
When one takes a bite out of a muffin that is just so good its orgasmic. They then proceed to straddle someone and start humping them while chewing. Once the muffin is swallowed, the one having the muffingasm jumps up and yells "MUFFINGASM!"
I only had one muffingasm...
Muffingasm by xxfallyxwallyxx March 2, 2011
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