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A half-shaven pussy with funny tendrils of hair extending along the leg creases. It looks like a vagina moustache.
The "That 'Seventies Pet" in Penthouse last month had an hilarious muff-tache.
by Liz Gums January 27, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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