Muff-tache
A half-shaven pussy with funny tendrils of hair extending along the leg creases. It looks like a vagina moustache.
Muff-tache by Liz Gums January 27, 2009
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Handlebar Muffstache
When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.
I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.
Handlebar Muffstache by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015
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Random Guy 1:Yea man, it was gross... she had a huge muffstache.
Random Guy 2:Well she obviously didn't get the memo.... its shaved, Not paved.
Random Guy 2:Well she obviously didn't get the memo.... its shaved, Not paved.
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muffstache ride
When a clean shaven man performs oral sex on a woman who hasn't shaved her bush. This usually causes a tickling sensation on the man's face.
Guy 1: Uhhgg Margaret gave me the grossest muffstache ride last night!
Guy 2: That's disgusting dude....
Guy 2: That's disgusting dude....
muffstache ride by DC Boyz January 30, 2012
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