Muff pinch 

A sign of mental and emotional dominance whereby a male in a relationship spontaneously and without warning reaches over to his seated female mate and casually but firmly pinches her labia together until he becomes bored with the exercise.

He knew he had her under his thumb when he applied the muff pinch and it went unprotested.

Muff pinch by Democrate April 10, 2012

Muffinchops

Similar to the famed Muttonchops of the 19th century, Muffinchops are tufts of hair grown thick and long by males as a sign of economic, social, or marital status. The difference between the ancient and modern version is location - Muffinchops appear on the back of the neck instead of the cheeks of the face. So named because of their tendency to curl in two opposing waves like the top of a grilled muffin, they are usually hidden under the longer rear strands of the classic Camaro Mullet so as to identify the bearer only to those who gain intimacy with the subject, usually by admiring his Lynyrd Skynyrd/Def Leppard sleeveless t-shirt or Chevy-emblem wifebeater. Most Muffinchops produce a scent quite similar to that of an un-scrubbed human taint, largely due to similarities in follicle size and absorbency. Widely considered to be a favorable mating characteristic, this is probably the origin of the related terms 'Taint-neck' and 'Spatchback' which outsiders use to identify the common Chopsman in his natural habitat.

While waiting in line at McDonalds at the local truckstop, Edna Mae Sally Jessy Raphael Phillips caught a whiff of Jimbob's pungent Muffinchops and couldn't resist asking him if he had an extra dollar she could borrow to get another Big Mac Value Meal. Twelve years later she has paid him back with eleven children and a beastly gut-flap big enough to conceal a spare track tire for his Camaro.

Muffinchops by Spanky MacKockleberry May 28, 2009

Muffpunch 

It is a punch to the crotch area, mostly of a chick but also applies to a dude getting punched in the same area for acting like a woman.

Sam, my roommate, was complaining about how loud we were last night, so he received a muffpunch.

Muffpunch by Rpatter6 January 5, 2011

muffincheese 

1.a word used to describe anger

2.when a muffin is fully matured, it starts to secreet cheese(mold)

1.oh muffincheese, i dropped the cake!

2. ahhhh, there is muffincheese in my pocket!!

muffincheese by firetruckwithamustache February 13, 2010

Muffinchop 

The male version of MuffinBuns.

Guy that loves to play games and have fun, also loves to be cute and funny. Has a great personality.

I am still looking for my perfect [Muffinchop.}

Muffinchop by ringding August 30, 2006

muffincheeks 

A man with furry cheeks, either facial or gluteal.

(1) "Wow, Bob, nice beard! Who knew you could be such a muffincheeks?"

(2) "Dude, did you see Bob in the shower? What a muffincheeks!"

muffincheeks by Muffinpuffin February 12, 2008

muffincholy

The pensive, almost gloomy feeling you get after consuming one-too-many muffins. This can also be used after a hungover-brunch that doesn't necessarily have to involve muffins, but must involve a hefty amount of carbs.

"Dude, what's wrong you're like staring into space."
"Oh what? I'm fine I'm just a bit muffincholy right now."

muffincholy by collie-wollie March 26, 2014