Mudhen

An extremely unattractive female. Usually consisting of very frizzy hair, pale skin, overall dirt mcgirt look. Most likely this so called 'mudhen' will smell like ramen or instant mac n cheese. Most likely this person will also posses a kool aid stained shirt.

Guy#1: Yo Guy#2, did you see that chick over there?
Guy#2: Yeah man, she's a certifiable mudhen.

Mudhen by GusnJara June 14, 2009

Mudhen Fever 

A disease held by all Toledo Mudhens Fans, moreso in the old timers. It is often caught by fans watching the old timer reunion games with class of 1945. Mudhen Fever is especially held by Ed Crankshaft, Dale 'Beanball' Bushka, Jefferson 'J.J.' Jacks, and Fred 'Dusty' Duncan.

Dale: (talking to the team) OK boys, we're almost ready to come out here.

Ed: (screaming) Yeah, Mudhen Fever time! I'd better start doing my Mudhen Bends.

Beanball: Mind if we all join you? We're all Mudhens here.

Dusty: Aye, yes, the magic of the Mudhen Fever. This is going to be a good game.

Dale: (on the P.A. system) Introducing the Toledo Mudhens class of 1945.

Nelson: Oh boy, this is going to be a good game. I get to see Grandpa Ed in his old Mudhen suit.

Beanball: You're right, who knows, you might get a signed ball by him. Bryant has one. (picks up the signed baseball and hands the ball to Nelson). See, 'Ed Crankshaft', best Toledo Mudhens pitcher ever!

Ed: (overhears Beanball and Nelson, the gang gets together and starts slapping Gunny Fives) Mudhen Silver, Mudhen Gold, you guys are young and we're all old! (as in a taunt to the other team, who is Rochester Red Wings class of 1972)

Nelson: Have a good game, Grandpa Ed. I'll be rooting for you.

Beanball, Dusy, J.J.: That's right, Nelson. He's not just A Mudhen, he's the BEST Mudhen!

(The game begins and no one is talking)

Mudhen Fever by Dusty's Baby Powder March 18, 2011

toledo mudhen 

The act of taking a dump on your partner's chest during sex. However it differs from a cleveland steamer, mainly by the texture of the aforementioned dump. If it is runny and nasty like a summer day in Toledo, then you have yourself a Toledo Mudhen.

I meant to leave the Cleavland Steamer, but I had a giant burrito and a milk shake for lunch, so she got the Toledo Mudhen instead.

toledo mudhen by PlayaHaight August 1, 2006

Louisiana Mud Hen 

A female, usually a relative, that hits you up for anal sex every time you are together.

My cousin Rachel is a Louisiana Mud Hen. Every family Gary together she wants me up
In dat ass.

Louisiana Mud Hen by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018

mud hen

A white girl who dates, fucks, or married black men.

How come most mud hens are fat bleach blonds?

mud hen by kozykole May 16, 2003

mushen 

Mushen is a ghetto word for mouth

oi jess close your dirty mushen

mushen by lolmushenlol November 25, 2015

mudhoney 

a badass group with one hell of a song called into yer shtik & of course it's talking about courtney love in the first part. you just gotta listen to it.

You're so tormented
Demented
Indebted
To all the assholes just like you
Who've come and gone before you
Predictable
Just plain dull
Why don't you
Blow your brains out, too?
You're so into yer shtik
You're so hounded
Ungrounded
Surrounded
By scum sucking leeches
Who will shovel your shit
Sweep your dessert
Both before and after it
Feed your ego
They never tell you no
All of you
Make me sick
You're so into yer shtik
And they're all into your shtik
Well, Mitchell's got a new girl
She's nineteen
Hollywood model
Star of the screen
She's up here
To support the scene
It's all part
Of his rock and roll fantasy
Stan was at the bar
With bandaged hands
They tried to dry him out
And he got mad
Cut his fist
Punching hospital glass
Made his myth
Now he's trapped
Susie's just a girl
Who's doing her job
That came to New York
And wanted a car
Working with the management
To the stars
Kissing ass
Is a part of her job
It's part of her job
Yeah, it's part of her job
Oh she loves her job
What the hell?
She does it so well
I'm not perfect
I've lived a life of mistakes
I'm not perfect
There's one thing I can't take
You are into yer shtik
You're so into yer shtik
And they're so into yer shtik
Fuck you, you make me sick

mudhoney by mary j. August 27, 2004