Muddslide

To shit on a girls upper chest and have her ride you causing the shit to run down her chest like a mud slide.

I brought Tina home from the bar last night and she asked me to muddslide her.

by Stankfangar August 3, 2015

Dorchester Mudslide

A mixed drink created by mixing Nesquik with a nip of Baileys, preferably in the Nesquik bottle itself. Named for the notoriously crime ridden Dorchester neighborhood in Boston, the original home of the drink.

The cops have been cracking down on public drinking, so I've had to start subtley pounding back Dorchester Mudslides. Looks like Nesquik, tastes almost as good.

by Lifemadesimple September 5, 2015

frosty mudslide

When a woman defecates while pushing semen out of her vagina, resulting in the appearance of white frosting on the fecal matter.

Holy shit! Jennifer just made a frosty mudslide after the gang bang. I thought it was an accident but Eric paid extra to film the whole thing and take it home as a souvenir.

by woowoocas October 8, 2014

Tuscan Mudslide

Upon completion of the defication ritual, a Tuscan Mudslide is the experience of having a tenacious amount of poop residue left on the anus, thus having to wipe a tremendous amount until the buttocks has used up a weeks ration of toilet paper.

"After his big sticky dump, Joel was telling Curtis about how much his anus was bleeding after he was done wiping. Curtis knew that Joel had just experienced a Tuscan Mudslide."

"It was as if I was just wiping a piece of toilet paper across a brown sharpie. That was a rough Tuscan Mudslide."

by Moosehead88 February 18, 2015

California Mudslide

When you are in a 69 with a chick and she let's go and shits on your face.

I was in a 69 with my girl last night and the bitch pulled a California Mudslide on me.

by AssAttack March 28, 2015

Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide

The Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide involves the following; one extra large adult diaper, and a heaping dose of laxatives. To carry out the act, two people engaged in coitus wear the same adult diaper an hour or so after consuming the laxatives. Ideally, during climax the fecal material should begin to leak thoroughly, coating the couple.

My grandmother got a serious urinary tract infection after doing the Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide.

by Ryan & Ben January 28, 2007

Midnight Mudslide

Similar to a wet dream, a midnight mudslide occurs when an individual defecates in bed due to a dream. The fecal matter is then smeared around in the sheets as the individual rolls around in their sleep thereby creating a midnight mudslide.

I had a midnight mudslide last night; I had to throw away my sheets.

by jfont April 20, 2021