Mud-Flops

When your out of toilet paper, either lost in the woods or desert or jungle and you really need something to wipe, so you use the person nearest your own positions socks or flip flops, then after using them to wipe, said person puts them back on.

OH, MAN! I just took a monster poo, hey Kyle let me borrow a flip flop im out of wipes! "Kyle; I am glad i could help but walking around in these "mud-flops" is just not the best..

Mud-Flops by J. Biggy B. March 23, 2026

Mud flaps

Derogatory statement describing a girls vagina. You can picture it if you'd like.

"How was she?"
"Decent. .. Hell of a lot of mud flap down there though."

Mud flaps by Balls November 14, 2004

Mud flaps

A gay man’s condom

You better put your mud flaps in before your “D” hits Hersey highway

Mud flaps by tablecandles75 April 3, 2020

Mud flaps

When eating out your partner’s ass, s/he shits on your face. The gay men’s version of getting your Red Wings.

When all my straight buddies were sharing stories about getting their red wings, I chimed in with my story of getting my mud flaps!

Last weekend when I was going hard and heavy eating Ryan’s ass, I suddenly got my mud flaps!

Mud flaps by NOLABeefyGuy September 27, 2017

Mud Flaps

Found on a woman with excessive sized vagina lips. The man can also use them as leverage will going down on his woman.

Hey bro, did you hear that Sparky grabbed hard onto B's mud flaps last night?

Mud Flaps by KDogg_1979 July 30, 2006

Mud Flaps

Another word for boobs.

Nobody calls them that, except for the mentally insane.

Daniel: Boobs are too funny, tits are too agressive, breasts are too formal, mommy milkers are too overused, melons sound weird, Mud flaps are wait who even calls them that-

A Coomer: Me, I call them that.

Daniel: What the fuck.

Mud Flaps by atiredloser July 13, 2021

Mud Flaps

1)pussy lips

Next, I coated her mud flaps with creme e me, then I passed the fuck out!
Bumpin' uglies leads to inflamed mud flaps

Mud Flaps by The siminifrius tubloidial buttnoids March 9, 2003