3 definitions by The siminifrius tubloidial buttnoids

"Ima kick you in the beef curtains"
she said,"Your dick tore my beef curtains"

Next, I coated her mud flaps with creme e me, then I passed the fuck out!
Bumpin' uglies leads to inflamed mud flaps

I hope you's bringin' some dick huggers with you
I need KY 'cause yo dick huggers is TOO tight!