Definitions by atiredloser

Payday 

While having sex with a girl just before you're about to come you pull out, take the girls purse and drive away in a van.

Caroline: "That's literal theft, oh my god! How dare you!? Come back here!"

Jeff: "Inside her purse there was dust, condoms and 50$. Such a good payday!"

Payday by atiredloser December 25, 2021

Therapist 

An undercover rapist, don't let them fool you.

Therapist.
TheRapist.
The Rapist.
You don't want to visit the rapist.

Therapist by atiredloser July 13, 2021

Mud Flaps

Another word for boobs.

Nobody calls them that, except for the mentally insane.

Daniel: Boobs are too funny, tits are too agressive, breasts are too formal, mommy milkers are too overused, melons sound weird, Mud flaps are wait who even calls them that-

A Coomer: Me, I call them that.

Daniel: What the fuck.

Mud Flaps by atiredloser July 13, 2021

Assheavyphobia 

A phobia, where you have a serious fear of heavy asses.

Marine: MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.
Scientist: * screams in assheavyphobia *

Assheavyphobia by atiredloser July 13, 2021