When you make a girl eat lots off Mexican food and proceeds to Hershey squirt on your face. You then 1-2 Mayweather her ass in a fiery rage hence making you look like a Mexican Mud Dragon

My girl shat on my back so i beat her ass like a Mexican mud dragon

Mexican Mud Dragon by Dat Nigga Darius February 20, 2020

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Summoning the mud dragon

Colloquial term for taking a dump.

I really have to pop, so I will be summoning the mud dragon.

Summoning the mud dragon by KobraKommander July 4, 2018

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Middle Earth Mud Dragon

When you defecate in and around your lovers mouth and he/she/it performs a bloodcurling scream and exhales fecal matter. Much like a dragon, without the feces. Most commonly used in Lord of the Rings. Most notable occurence is when Gandalf performed this on Legolas during the Battle of Gondor.

Late one night after Alec got done supervising his church youth group, he came home to see his Homosexual lover Remi engaged in an affair with Eric. A couple days later, Alec told Remi to come into the room. When Remi came into the room, Alec suprised him by shitting all over his mouth and down his throat. Enraged by this, Remi let out a huge roar expelling poo from his mouth.

After witnessing this act of revenge, Lily Twodicks proclaimed "eeeeeewwwww why did you just give him a Middle Earth Mud Dragon?"

Middle Earth Mud Dragon by ExplosiveSoap August 12, 2011

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Dragging a dead body through the mud

When after shitting, the power of the flush leaves many shit trails across the bottom off the bog in the direction of the U-Bend, resembling the trail left in the mud after dragging a body (possibly in a bag) across a muddy field

Nick: I think my detective wife may have solved the bathroom "whodunnit"
James: Really, what evidence did she use to solve such a henious crime?
Nick: Someone left mark's where they had been "Dragging a dead body through the mud"

Dragging a dead body through the mud by Streaker30 May 30, 2009

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