Mud Mit

Your bung-hole, asshole, fart cannon, or turd cutter all means the same thing.

Dude you should have seen it, I managed to fit a whole jar into my mud mit with room to spare!

Mud Mit by The Mud Mitler April 22, 2023

Michigan Mud Mitten 

A Michgan Mud Mitten is something I find useful when I have the shits and no amount of normal wiping will get my ass clean. I bandage my hand up with theCharmin and use my whole hand to effectively wipe away any offending remains of my shit.

Tom shat such a creamy mess,he needed to make a Michigan Mud Mitten to clean it up completly.

Michigan Mud Mitten by Hillairé June 26, 2005

Mud Mittens 

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

Mud Mittens by Gabounski January 27, 2005

Michigan Mud Mitt 

A wiping technique. Wrapping toilet paper around one's hand so that one can fully clean one's "area" without getting "matter" on one's hand.

Dave and Maggie went out for Mexican. Dave had a salad, so he was OK, but Maggie had such a bad reaction to her chimichangas, she was on the john all night and had to use a Michigan Mud Mitt to properly clean herself.

Michigan Mud Mitt by Diana March 9, 2005

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt 

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt by Klankneptune February 12, 2024