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mud merchant

French people are mud merchants.

indiana mud mermaid

It's a bit surprising, then, that there is such a long and rich history of Hoosier cryptids. indiana mud mermaid

The Mud Method 

A mixture between soaking, anal, and an unclean asshole. It's when you stick your dick into someone's un-douched asshole and not thrusting.
"Hey, I know this a weird request, but can we try the Mud Method?"

memphis mud muffin 

When you shit yourself and take your underwear off and fold them over then hand them to your friend
That bastard Carl. He ate Chinese last night then gave me a Memphis mud muffin for breakfast.
memphis mud muffin by Nemout November 3, 2017

mexican mud cake

when u shit on a baking tray and then cook it and then it eat it. mexican mud cake
conor ate my mexican mud cake.
dude that was insane
mexican mud cake by cavellamas January 25, 2008

Mexican Mud Dragon 

When you make a girl eat lots off Mexican food and proceeds to Hershey squirt on your face. You then 1-2 Mayweather her ass in a fiery rage hence making you look like a Mexican Mud Dragon
My girl shat on my back so i beat her ass like a Mexican mud dragon