Mucktail 

Any non alcoholic beverage mixed in the anus

Usually a warm up act for anal sex but can be enjoyed independently by freaks and connoisseurs

“How was your weekend?”

“Ace, we had the place to ourselves so we spent Sunday making mucktails”

“Nice. What flavour did you go for?”

“Camembert and flat white. I like to stick to the classics”

Mucktail by Kironigmo December 21, 2021

mocktail 

A non-alcoholic cocktail usually consisting of a mix of fruit juices.

"I'm driving so I'll have a mocktail."

mocktail by Trigger January 29, 2004

mocktail 

A non-alcoholic kids' beverage made to look and taste like a cocktail and marketed specifically to children, often with names like Green Grasshopper (green grenadine and soda water), Shirley Temple (sweet soda), Mocktini (lemon-lime soda with a marachino cherry), Mockmo (cranberry juice and soda water), Hattie (ginger ale and a cherry), etc.

Boy, this restaurant has a huge menu of mocktails for the kiddies!

mocktail by JavaJaneOhio December 9, 2010

mocktail 

a non-alcoholic beverage, like a cocktail without booze.

'She can't have a cocktail! Shes only 12!' 'It's ok, I'll just order her a mocktail.'

mocktail by TheQueen111 May 23, 2016

strong mocktail 

A non-alcoholic drink lined with cocaine on the rim of the glass.

Bartender, I do not drink alcohol but do hard drugs. Do you mind making a strong mocktail for me? Please be sure to line the rim properly. Thank you so much.

strong mocktail by lance_u_skokie February 15, 2017

Mocktail 

A made up sports trade that seems drunk as a result from reading too many mock drafts.

Bro, would you trade Patrick Mahomes for the first pick this year and five future firsts?

How many mocktails have you had today?

Mocktail by anonymous April 3, 2024

molotov mocktail 

1. Any of Vladimir Putin’s Love Letters to Donald Trump.

0. Most communications from a Russian or Soviet leader to any other world leader.

“Only one American President so far liked Molotov Mocktails.”

molotov mocktail by Espressohound March 6, 2022