Definitions by lance_u_skokie

strong mocktail 

A non-alcoholic drink lined with cocaine on the rim of the glass.

Bartender, I do not drink alcohol but do hard drugs. Do you mind making a strong mocktail for me? Please be sure to line the rim properly. Thank you so much.

strong mocktail by lance_u_skokie February 15, 2017

hard alcoholic 

A person who does not consume alcohol but partakes in hard drugs.

Friend, make me a strong mocktail heavy on the cocaine rim– please, for I am a hard alcoholic! Also, a ginger ale on the side. Thank you so much.

hard alcoholic by lance_u_skokie February 15, 2017