Mr.Pearson

The most humble person on earth, also does not like perverse lasers. Likes to push children to suicide.

Harry: We had Mr.Pearson today as a sub.
Alex : Which kid is dead?
Harry: All the arrogant ones, that had laser pens.

Mr.Pearson by Mr. Pearson May 27, 2010

mr.person 

A man who's head and body structure completely resembles Shaq's penis

Damn! That nigga looks like mr.person , fuckin dick head lookin ass....

mr.person by RJYOUNGMONEY March 23, 2016

mr person number 2

It means it makes you laugh at your own jokes.

Boy: What did the dog say to the camel?
Girl: What?
Boy: rough!
Boys mind: What do you think of that mr person number 2?
mr person number 2: aaah oooh eeee aaah
Boy: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Girl: Thats not funny.

mr person number 2 by 7778 April 29, 2008

Mr Parsons 

Sarum Academys new no nonsense bald man who will always patrol the academys grounds to check that all the students are in lesson. he got hired in summer 2023 by jennifer moore and since then he has been a dick to all the pupils that attend sarum. he is a media teacher and most of the pupils in the class have given up and they decide to play games.

Mr Parsons bald cunt

Mr Parsons by big fat tubby December 15, 2023

Mr dude person

A dude, who is a person who is guy, who is a man, who is a mister who likes to upload videos about the jinkis binkus flood

Guy2 :Woah its mr dude person
Guy 56: hes probably here to talk.to us about the jinkus crinkis flood

Mr dude person by Mr Fuckeroni man February 25, 2022

Mr. Personality 

Term indicating that one lacks a personality

"Look at Tom, Mr. Personality over there..."

Mr. Personality by pablo024 January 1, 2009

Mr. Personality 

a term used to describe a male who presents stellar wit and persona but is ugly, fat, or in general - undesirable for sex. They usually end up in the "friend zone."

The origin is a song called "Mr. Personality" by 20 Fingers. A pseudo one-hit wonder.

CHORUS:
they call you mr personality because you're so ugly
they call you mr personality because you're so ugly
you're so ugly
mr personality, you're so ugly
mr personality, you're so ugly
mr personality, you're so ugly

when i look at you i go outta my mind,
its like im lookin at someones behind.
you make the children scream and babys cry,
with your crusty teeth and your bloodshot eyes.
you're so ugly, your dad hadda tie a porkchop around your neck just to get the dog to play witcha
ooh thats ugly.

Mr. Personality by Drew Down February 27, 2008