Parsons

Parsons are usually tall handsome and charming. There from Germany but on acasion can be found in the USA. They first some reason support socialism, and some people even believe them to be a myth to scare the American people. If you ever come across one be warned they are extremely athletic attractive and may speak in there native language (German) The best course of Action in case of crossing one give them some ki d of fruit or vegetable, because they are known to be health nuts.

Be careful I heard there's Parsons hiding out here.

Parsons by Weston_the great June 1, 2020

Parsons

A Parsons is a person who likes cats, is totally obsessed with kids' shows. Thinks other people care about him while everyone hates him. Overall failure in life.

'Hey guss big news' "No, shut up" 'I found a bug' "Nobody cares" '<imageshack link>' `lol, what a parsons´

Parsons by Joeytje50 June 28, 2011

Parsons

A Parsons is a girl who will always be on your side. As long as you never hurt them you’re set for life. Someone named Parsons is typically male, but a female Parsons is an absolute gem of a person. A Parsons loves to act and deserves all of the best roles. A Parsons is a dreamer, having big ambitions that we all hope will come true for her. She’s a stellar person and will be there for you if you do the same. She won’t accept any BS. She’ll call you out in a second flat. So it’s best to be truthful with her. She has the best music taste and will always get excited when you play a song she likes. She loves her friends and they would do anything for her. A Parsons is the kind of person you’d drive out to their house at two AM just to give them a hug and hang out cause they need it. A Parsons hates fake people and dislikes conflict. A Parsons worst enemy is a Leah. We all hate Leah. If you keep Parsons as a friend you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been. You’ll constantly want to hang out with them. A Parsons is the perfect example of a friend. You should get you a Parsons.

Person 1: Woah man! Did you see that girl over there? She looks really nice!

Person 2: Yeah! THATS Parsons, you should go talk to her she is really nice!

Parsons by Fartdad107 April 15, 2022

Parsons

Guys that likes sonic and anime, kind of a nerd and go to the gym occasionally and still pull somehow

wow, he pulled the hottest girl in the school, hes such a parsons

Parsons by anynonymouse December 16, 2022

Parsons' law

The law stating that a piece of equipment will not work, named after physicist Nick Parsons

This Maltese cross tube isn't working, clearly it obeys Parsons' law!

This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.

Parsons' law by Lsymms December 15, 2013

Parsons the new school of design 

Parsons is a branch of The New School in Greenwhich Village, Manhatten. Parsons is a member of the Association of Independent Colleges of Art and Design (AICAD), a consortium of thirty-five leading art schools in the United States. It's an art school famously known for it's fashion and located in the Garment District. It has been in Project Runway, and has a very large population of gay students. It has very competitive admissions, and excellent resources. The security and cafeteria staff are hilarious and very fun loving.

"Jenny the lunch lady from Parsons the new school of design just told me spiked her redbulls with vodka before serving us breakfast!"

"Ha. Well clyde just told me his wife was actually a man and is living in guatemala until he can smuggle him/her into NYC."

Parsons the new school of design by floooop October 15, 2007

Parsons Experiment 

When two straight men give each other blowies just to see if men suck better dick than women.

Did you hear about Dave and Leonard??

Yeah they totally did the Parsons Experiment last night.

Fags!!

Parsons Experiment by ArlingtonsFinest April 1, 2010