Mr. Clark

The absolute worst teacher in the school and cannot teach for shit. he will ramble on for hours on end talking shit like he knows everything. He looks like an older Buzz Lightyear and calls women cows. Certified retard. When he talks it makes me want to jump in front of a train. He sounds like they got him off the street. Dumbass hasnt even put grades in since september (its now december). solid 3 out of 10. That three only comes from his blind ass that cant catch nobody on their phone so it's basically a free period. This NPC wheres the same set or clothes every day. Absolute germophobe prolly empties 5 hand sanitizer bottles a day. His musty ass uses some mint perfume making the whole school smell like mint. I fr walk past his office and and get blasted by that shit. Whole grade praying on his downfall.

Jamal: "Ayo why the whole school smell like mint?"

*walks past Mr. Clark*
Jamal: "Shit bro Mr. Clark be stinking up the whole school."

Teacher: "Do you like all your trachers this year?"
Jamal: "Not Mr. Clarks stupid ass."

Parent: "Mr. Clark seems like a real retard."
Jamal: "Ong he dont know shit."

by HippityFlippity69 December 17, 2022

Mr. Clark

mr clark is that chill laid back english teacher who will let you re-sit and essay just because you want to

“have you got a sub next session? hopefully they’re like Mr. Clark.”

by ace yo-yo urbane August 24, 2023

The Mr Clarke

A sexual act in which one has anal sex with a man or woman, and after internal ejaculation, proceeds to remove the penis, and with the seamen and feces still on the tip, draw a brown and white moustache on their partners face. To which they then say "pleasure to meet you Mr Clarke"

"Met a girl on tinder last night, we did the Mr Clarke. She was very polite"

by The Hard Bard October 12, 2021

Mr Clarke

Clarkey Shark is da bae

I love a bit of Mr clarke

by Punkey33 May 17, 2017

mr.chark

From 47 meters down a guy said s MD.CHARKKKKK!!!!

I wonder where the sharks are *puts fish guts in ocean* man yells MR.CHARK

by Mrs.bradford the 2th October 18, 2018

Mr Clarkson

Overall just a creepy guy

Mr Clarkson is creepy

by The Note May 20, 2018

Mr. Clarkson

A shit teacher that will do anything to see a pair of tits, no chin or jawline, just and overall whale that ate to much pasta, a very big nonce, probably would touch you up if ya was in a room with him, will send ya aht for nowt 🙄

Student 1:"yo have ya seen that pufferfish right there bro"
Student 2:"o yea Mr. Clarkson hes a big fat whale mate,sent me aht for nowt last lesson"

by dizzydaisy🤪 November 12, 2019