Mr Hankey is Knocking on the Door

Means to have to defecate or have a bowel movement or to have to take a dump. Mainly used for an emergency situation, where the movement in imminent, but can be used for any announcement of your condition.

Remember that jalepeno burrito I had earlier, with the ice cream sundae and Heinekins for dessert? Well, Mr Hankey is knocking on the door about now!!

I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.

Mr Hankey is Knocking on the Door by PALABRAMAN July 17, 2009

Mr. Hankey 

A talking piece of poo that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to children that eat plenty of fiber. He will only appear to the people that believe in him.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!

Mr. Hankey by Deathgrind > you October 31, 2007

Mr. Hankey blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.

So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.

Mr. Hankey blumpkin by blumpkin.com April 25, 2011

Mr. Hankey 

Somebody who acts like a complete shithead and absolutely ruins your life

Mr. Tuppet is such a Mr. Hankey !!! He gave us a huge review packet that had nothing useful for the test and now all of us are going to fail

Mr. Hankey by Not a famous vines March 5, 2019

Mr. Hankey 

When you take a shit and decide you want to jack off but don’t want to flush twice so you jerk off into the toilet and your turd comes alive.

I just made a Mr. Hankey.

Mr. Hankey by Erichscale May 26, 2023

Mr. Hankey 

Another word for a complete piece of shit, especially one who decides to shit without the use of a toilet and smears it on a wall.

That guy was such a Mr. Hankey

Mr. Hankey by Not a famous vines March 5, 2019

mr hanky 

a peice of living shit on south park who comes if u eat lots of fibers on christmas eve and he lives in a sewer and if u eat weird healthy food it makes his enviroment(sewer) bad and he could die if he doesnt eat chefs chocolate salty balls

i ate lots of fiber and took at shit on christmas ever and saw mr hanky but my sister flushed him. wat a n00bcaek

mr hanky by sporkness April 21, 2007