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Mr. Hankey
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When you take a
shit
and decide you want to jack off but don’t want to flush
twice
so you jerk off into the toilet and your
turd
comes alive.
I
just
made
a
Mr
. Hankey.
Mr. Hankey
by
Erichscale
May 26, 2023
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